⚠️ HARD HAT AREA ⚠️
🚸 We're building something old‑school
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This page is crafted with pure HTML & CSS – no frameworks, no JS.
Just like the 90s web, but with a twist.
📟 Expect: blinking elements, chunky borders,
beveled boxes, and that CRT vibe.
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🖥️ STATUS BUILD
⏳ ETA 🚧 2026
🧰 TOOLS HTML + CSS
📅 SINCE 1998
💾 “Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0” 💾